Pastel Tumblr Themes

18 going on 80 /

Disgruntled /

@cattyleah

allurice:

naastygyal:

shindysbaby:

drinoo:

intealbehayatim:

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

suffics:

quadguyin-china:

best-of-memes:

all trees are beautiful

That may be the best response ever

haha
@soggiefries
sapphicnymph:
“ onlyblackgirl:
“ blackhipsteraesthetic:
“ allisonmoon:
“ That face is priceless.
”
this is why black people don’t fuck around in the wilderness. deer be falling out of trees and shit.
”
What kinda shit……
”
I love that there’s a...

sapphicnymph:

onlyblackgirl:

blackhipsteraesthetic:

allisonmoon:

That face is priceless.

this is why black people don’t fuck around in the wilderness. deer be falling out of trees and shit.

What kinda shit……

I love that there’s a warning for falling deer but nothing about “oh by the way there are LEOPARDS HERE maybe watch out for them too”

000hidinginthelight000:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

These literally never get old.

unclefather:
“that’s not how a chicken would even wear pants
”

unclefather:

that’s not how a chicken would even wear pants